Sex Toys for Men

In case you hadn’t noticed, the feminists won the war. They fought and won equality on pay, on divorce, on maternity rights, on what can and cannot be said about women in the press, on TV and by politicians and local governments throughout the so called Western world.

Now Australia, one of the last bastions of matey machismo, is introducing compulsory education run by feminists, to teach boys their role in society. This will involve acting out scenes in which ‘unacceptable’ male behavior is highlighted, then running through the same situation again to show boys how they should behave and what they should say.

No prizes for guessing that the program is entirely oriented in favor of women. And no surprises that the Australian government, like so many other governments around the world, have decided that the best policy for handling strident feminism is to simply yield to it and give it center stage.

Meanwhile, in Britain, employers will be given legal powers to discriminate in favor of women candidates under a controversial equality shake-up. Labour Deputy Leader Harriet Harman has unveiled plans for firms to choose women ahead of equally-qualified white male applicants without risking being sued. She will also introduce legislation to force companies to reveal how much they are paying women and men for the same roles and then enforcing reparation to any woman being underpaid even though her hours may be less.

You may think this has absolutely nothing to do with sex toys, but you would be wrong. Sex toys, and the sale of sex toys for men, are the last tiny enclave where the language used reaffirms the time honored tradition of the man being in control.
With sex toys such as ‘Flip a Sista Over, ‘One In the Twat One In The Tush’, or ‘Fresh Pussy & Ass’, and taglines such as “You can bend this bitch over and give it to her anytime” or “Take her up her ass then pound her pulsating pussy.” For as long as they don’t ban such marketing, the battle is not quite lost.

It’s definitely not that most men want to treat women as second class citizens or sex objects, it is merely the sad fact that ardent feminism has replaced rampant chauvinism, it’s being rammed down many a nations’ throat and neither of them are the right way forward.

So watch out ladies, because if guys ever get organised and decide to dump feminism the way women dumped chauvinism, we’ll be back to the days when the language of the sex toy ads will be the normal male vernacular.